The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven... Which part of your Body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
The Nun said, "Why do you think that Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Clive raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face and said, "Now Clive, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Clive said, "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God I'm coming."
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her," and with that the Nun fainted.
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