Ordering a Nice Big Steak

A husband and wife decide to dine out at good steak house.

The waitress comes to take their order and the husband says, "I'll have the 32 oz T-bone."

The waitress glances up from writing his order down and asks, "Sir, are you sure?"

He replies, "Yep."

The waitress then says, "What about the mad cow?"

The husband, focused on placing his napkin on his lap, without hesitation and says, "Oh, she'll just have a salad."