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The Milk Bath Posted by terry on 2009-01-22 00:09:11 |
The Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman asked, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde replied, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde answered, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face."
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman asked, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde replied, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde answered, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face."
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