The Toothless Hamster

A guy walks into a pet store and is looking around.

The store manager walks up and asks "Hey, wanna buy a toothless hamster?"

"Nah", says the guy, "Why would I want one of those?"

"This thing gives incredible blow-jobs, that's why!" says the manager.

The guy buys the hamster and walks home.

When he gets inside the house, his wife looks at the hamster and shrieks "What the hell is that thing?"

"Nevermind that," says the guy, "Just take it into the kitchen and teach it to cook and then pack your shit and get the fuck out!"